incredibly amusing

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1) Your name? - Krystina
Raddest girl alive. Has a great sense of humor and she's freaking adorable. (Well, this seems totally appropriate!)

2) Your age? - 17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
(ahahhahahahahahahahahaahaaa, i need to watch South Park more often!)

3) One of your friends? - Rachel
The most edible female name (oooooooooookay)

4) What should you be doing? - Studying
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.

5) Favorite color? Teal
So, I'm going against the rules here... but the first definition was actually giving a literal term to the word teal.
So, here's the second definition:
a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the caribbean, spirited away, buffy, and enjoys slam poetry.

6) Birthplace? - Oakville
Everyone who lives here refers to Oakville as a bubble, but in reality, they're all just in denial that they make up this so called bubble. Most of the girls here are obsessed with the OC, and Abercrombie and Fitch. The boys are obsessed with poker, and pretending that they don't watch the OC.

7) Month of your birthday? - January
Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover.

8) Last person you talked to? Emily
slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual. (Well, that was nice of them).

9) One of your nicknames? Whitey
an undesirable reaction to smoking cannabis common amongst lightweights and first-time tokers. Symptoms include dizzyness, clammy skin, nausea and vomiting. It gets its name from the paleness of the sufferer as the blood drains out the capillaries under the skin due to a decrease in blood pressure. [So true, how did they know?!]

10) Last ex? - Jesse
a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls. [The first part is true... I beg to differ on the last part]